I have a theory.

Everyone who uploads photos to instagram with some sort of special effect* should be tied to a chair in front of a 10 foot searingly bright screen showing their original photo while a voice speaks over a large PA saying “the photo you took was crap, why do you think making it look like a dog-eared 70s polaroid improves it?” over and over again until their eyes start bulging, their ears bleed, and they just about manage to stutter an apology and promise never to do it again.

It’s just a theory. But I think we should definitely experiment.

* Some of which are worse than the lens flare effect that every home-made poster got when Photoshop 3 came out. Well, those posters that didn’t have motion blur and mezzotint.