[A slightly edited version of this article has now been published on the satirical news blog The Oracle Speaks]
Despite disbelief from people with a so-called ‘education’, it turns out that the majority of the UK population really do think that ranking things in numerical order is too complicated.
“Millions of people are apparently unable to comprehend […]

A study released today shows that news anchors are quite capable of holding appallingly misguided right-wing opinions, without any interference from Rupert Murdoch at all.
The survey shows that the media giant, who owns a large but not overwhelming number of newspaper titles and TV stations, hasn’t made people buy the Daily Mail, join the BNP, […]

This is very childish. I apologise in advance.
Someone on twitter the other day asked “do sex workers have standards?” (in relation to unattractive clients). So I thought a trawl of the ISO[*] site would be in order, to see if they did. And I came across these pages, which I assume are tailor made for […]

[This was my attempt at a TheDailyMash style article - I did send it to them, but didn’t hear back so either they don’t accept submissions or it’s not funny. For the news background to this piece, see the Lighter Later campaign.
UPDATE Oct 2010: The other excellent UK satirical news site, TheOracleSpeaks, published it instead. […]